over the moon

hello world! (and juni :D)
um okay today was literally one of the best days ever just because everything was insanely great and wow.
okay three majorly awesome things happened and their not even that great probably but its great for me so therefore its kind of great.
k well! today in history, we got out exam results back and I actually got one of the top marks which is amazing because I am generally n00b acidemically (I don't think I can even spell akiemshically) yeah so anyways it was like 73% which is amazing because even my good pals who are super brainy got less then that and yeah. wow. win for malana!
AND THEN the best thing of all, during art the spawn of satan teacher told me I got accepted into the HSC dobell art course.
fuckfuckfuckfuck I don't think anyone realises how fuckin great that is. I was thinking the other day how I missed out to apply and was kinda bummed and then wtf! they actually accepted me. I AM OVER THE BLOODY MOON. hahaha yeah. it's drawing classes too which is my 'forte' I suppose and there is so much improvment and yeah. this is fab. I am happy. and then! to add to that. the demon hockings told us our new assesment for this term/next and basically we have to submit 10 piecies of art based on one object. they can be anything, sculptures, photos, paintings w/e. this is great. I chose hands. cos they mean alot to me because with out hands WTF DO YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE!? yeah. I'm just saying..

okay so yeah the last great thing that happened was later in the afternoon my gal pal anna and I ditched our free periods in the library and ventured down to the plaza then slavos, meanwhile having an extremely awesome conversation, and then we entered salvos and were there for like an hour and a half and then it came time to leave and the total co$t was like.. $18 and I only had $17 and I was like
*dear god, plase giv us di$count. AMEN*
AND WTF. the lady at the counter gave us a freakn discount. SHE READ MINDS WTF we didn't even tell her we were short on the pinger$.

yeah. and then once I got off the buss on the way home I was really cautious not to get hit by a car cos all this great stuffed happened so now I am convinced something bad might happen. hahah yes I am weird
BUT IM ALSO GOING BACK TO THE ART SCHOOL
FML, lifes good for now :D


I should post a picture. okay. hold up.
I have been on omegle all the time lately. like for ageeeeesss.
go on it.
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stay classy
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lazy sunday afterno0n

today for lunch my mum bought all this awesome shit to make sandwiches and it was great. so anyways there I was in the kitchen.. making shit and my dad came and stood next to me and we were talking about some random 80s band then suddenly he's just like
"hey when did you get the peircing done"
and then I was like :| ..what peircing..

so yeah. basically he went ballistic but not to me, to my mum. apprently he was really "hurt" I did it without telling him but I think it was more so a page out of his authority books because I went behind his back lalala totally disobeyed him lalala body mutalation is totally wrong lalala I am god lalala
SHUT UP OLD MAN
and now he thinks that I am some extreme rebellious chick who secrectly drinks and does drugs.
WHAT! as if..

yeah so hes not really talking to me right now. I dunno how long this will last. it's a bit childish I mean, woopedo man as if it's such a big fucking deal, it took him TWO WHOLE WEEKS to notice. thats pretty impressive considering I thought he'd see it right away. and it wasn't even as if I was TRYING to hide it hahah so so many times I went out of my way to flaunt the damn thing while he was RIGHT THERE.
ARGH CAPITALS.


yes um anyways. its so swollen though what a crock of shit I need to go to the freakn doctor and I didn't go this weekend cos I watched skins for like 8 hours straight and now I feel like a totally different person.
hmph I wonder how long this feeling will last?
my favourite character is cassie and I was thinking how awesome it would be to be her because she doesn't follow any real social expectations and does whatever the hell she wants and doesn't give a shit about the consquences.. shes really out there I suppose and all her clothing doesn't match but it still looks fucking great.
excepttttt shes only this way cos her familys fucked up... actually everyone on that show has a fucked up family. well I don't really have a substanially fucked up family (except maybe my father but in comparison so the families on that show he's not even that bad), therefore I can't really be cassie. plus shes at a clinic for anorexia and you know I'm not really into that so... yeah haha.
anyways I finished watching the whole of series one and now I have such a different take/perspective on things. well, at least, more so than before. it's great. and I finished a little bit of extremely overdue school work. so I did at least something productive today.

yeah life is pretty good right about now.
other than father not speaking.
but we never talk all that much anyway haha.

keep it real :D
x

plz watch

sometime in may...

wow I woke up this morning undoubtley happy in my nappy
last night I held a mini shindig/social gathering at mine house it was awesome we were ment to make it a movie night to celebrate end of exams and instead we spent the whole night yelling and talking and eating some spring rolls, faaaaantastic.
my frands are grand!

this week has actually been insanely great despite the dismal examination process I think I failed art theory and english.. fuck I fail at english WHY AM I SO ILLITERATE
yeah but holy crap maths was one of the best exams which is fucking weird because I am so completely clueless about maths but the exam was not even hard I was shocked like this dude;



ehehe yes anways, the best exam by far was music practical because it wasn't even an exam it was just us jamming far out I should start a band or someone should let me join their band because that would be kind of fucking great.
wow I swear alot.
this weak I also caught up with mine gal pal from the home land and that was an extremely good conversation I really want to go visit her and the home land and such. Probably in october for folk festivies hopefully I am not living in poverty when the time comes to buy a ticket haha.

anywas this percing has gotten seemingly worse I think its infected. urgh fuck so today I have to venture down to the doctors and get it checked. I feel like visiting salvos today but I have no moneys. lame. I think my computer ha 24 virsues because all this random shit keeps popping up telling me my computer is in a critical condition and has 24 unwanted files.
WOULD YOU QUIT IT! fuck its so annoying it freezes the screen and all that jazz i am sick of it!
I was gonna post an awesome video by daft punk so I went on youtube to get the 'embed' code and the motherfucker didn't have one I am so angry!
k not rly. but seriously it was an awesome video.
yeah thats all for now.

stay classy!
x


update;
okay it's like quarter to four and I've done shit all today I feel so lame what have I been doing! oh wth I watched the movie enchanted with my sister, honestly the biggest crock of shit. I wanna go watch the dark night.
health ledger is a babe.
AND WHAT THE HELL today it was kind of snowing sort of not really but it wasn't hail ro rain it was like little white flakes I was like o.O WTF. FML.
haha not quite fml but yeah. WOOOOO

little miss procrastination

hey blogety blog

far out I haven't written in ages :/ well anyways on saturday I actually went to get my industrial done. and wow I actually did it. its thursday now so I probably would've elobrated more into the details of the deed cos now it's all a bit hazy.
basically when the needle went through the cartilage I heard it going all eoo93993nfnaoedfijh yeah ew gross. and it was relitavely painful. not as bad as I thought. I so wanna get more weird ear pericings but I think this might just be enough for now :D haha at school I think I got like mixed reviews some people were like EW WTF LOLS whilst others were like LOL AWSUM LOLS but whatever I like it >:D

so other than that. I actually learnt how to make study notes properly and study and its kinda cool cos I actually r00l at making notes hahah nah jk but basically it halps and I think I might do well in englash for the half yearlys. but year 11 is a crock of shit anyways so if I do bad it doesn't really count for anything important like university entrance.. woooo. I can't wait to finish school. as soon as I do I'm gonna get me and my pals to go on the meanest road trip and it will actually be awesome when exams are over life will be graaaaaaaaand!

yeah the best song right now is this basically;



yeah it's on the newest bonds add and I heard the riff and was like :O OMFG so then I sat on my bed and spent some time learning the riff by ear and then I nailed it and was pretty stoked I did it all by ear hells yeah! mhm. basically. so what else has been happening.. um. well nothing really of intrest has happened. I haven't been to salvos for a while. I should go soon. tommorow I'm going to a gig with mine pal trash. ah the newest lily allen song is so retardly awesome. shes such a little hussy ahha its all nice and sweet about this dude she likes but then in the bedroom hes really crap at it or something.. uh yeah haha.

oh yeah. I died my hair dark brown. it's kinda great cos it's not too dark and my hairs really shiny hahah but I think it's only a 6-8 week one which is shittus I need to get permanent. fuck I cant wear my hair out cos it gets caught on the peircing. shit. pony tails are so tedious they remind me when I was 12. being 12 kind of sucked. 12 is probably the worst number in the world.
everything lame is on the number 12. like... 12 days of christmas? (maybe it's 7? WHATEVER) my point is, christmas is anothert conformist holiday to the man.
and I think it's shit. I also think mothers day is another consumer driven do.
I used to be a mothers day savy but last sunday I didn't bother and my mum understands haha I don't see how buying her a "gift" using HER money to express my love and gratitude for all shes done will benefit anyone. she knows I appreicate her. and plus we are living in poverty so it all works out in the end :D

I guess thats about it. tonight I gotta make a zillion pages worth of notes on modern history. sweet jesus this will take same time..

stay classy!
x

p.s
this is an industrial


my bars reallllllyyyy long and in 4 weeks I'm getting a fitted bar wooooo

hello world!

so this afternoon I went to see 'ruby moon' at manly theatre and it was completely wack to say the least. but I like the theatre feel I wouldn't mind going to watch something else, or even be in the actual play or whatever cos that would be kind of awesome. the busride back was longer than on the way there which is alwas good cos I hate it when trips are cut short cos the drive back just goes by so quick.

yeah so tommorow better be good I plan on getting an industrial bar in my left ear!~! far out I have waited long enough man my perants better be all good in the hood about it and give me the moneys! yeah so, I fail so badly at maths like I literally don't give a shit what use is it if I know that james deposits $500 in the bank at a rate of 59828888884% every 3 months over 129485 years
urgh numbers suck?!
it took me like 3 months to memorise my home phone once I moved to this country >:o
I should really learn to memorise other numbers in case of an emergency... nah haha screw that :D

this morning was actually suprisingly awesome. in modern history we had a test assesment whatever thing where we had to write and essay and I feel like a t00l cos I wrote down the structure on my hand cos I knew I'd forget but its not really cheating cos I didn't write any dates or anything plus I only looked like.. once.
yeah anyways I think I did reallllyyyy well compared to my last essay but if I get a shite mark thats okay haha yeah basically thats not why the morning was good
the morning was actually good because during src meeting.. -___-, I found a rolling stone magazine from 2002 and it freakn made my day cos there was like two pages devoted to the strokes
WHO HAD A CONCERT WITH THE WHITE STRIPES
what the hell. this is why I hate children. I was like 10 when this awesome holy event happened, so obviously I wasn't present during jack whites contribution to 'new york city cops' ARGH FML
well whatever.
meg white is the biggest babe on the planet right now
if I could be anyone it would be meg white.
fuck she is babelicious!?



yeah thats kind of a crap picture BUT she is so skilled at drums it just makes her more beautiful ahhhh!

yeah yeah woah I am so excited for later in the year when the new freakn strokes album comes out and they decide to do a world tour and I see them live and know my life is complete ahhhhhh
in the mean time school is my main focus as lameo exams are in two weeks and I think I might just study...but first, I must finish reading dracula. I am like a little past the middle of it now which is kinda good, last night I forced myself to read like 30 pages.. urghhh. in english today we watched the movie dracula with wynona freakn rider, holy moly it is so erotic and halirious at the same time.
the best ever dracula movie I saw was this random parody one



ohh man thats what is called, dead and loving it :D
this was like my ultimate movie when I was younger.. I watched the randomest movies when I was a kid cos my perants were so serbian they totally disregarded the ratings on films so I often saw pretty weird stuff.. um yeah..haha
this one time we watched a movie about spiders everywhere on this random farm, and this lady was on the toilet (WTF, I KNOW) and then there was a spider near the bottom of it and she didn't see it and I was freaking out and this is a little irrelevant haha
yeah.

I guess this is enough for now

later days!

x

I think I am destined to fail at school a little like I have an asesment tommorow morning but I don't even care? shit. I should really study or do something productive..
nah jokes might aswell waste time while I can >:D
yeah so I didn't post yesterday.. I don't think daily posts are really neccersary
fuck my computer is being a total t00l I think I pressed some random button cos now the size of the font is like 1 or 2 it's so hard to read WTF

last night I was being an angsty extremist and I was like meh meh boohoo lyf sux but then wtf I started talking to myself hahaha I actually had a converastion with myself oh man now that I think of it's actually fucking halirious what the hell can you say to yourself? well anyways my point is that sometimes your own company is good enough cos then after I was like.. ALL BETTA LOLS.. no but srsly I always rekoned it'd be awesome to not be me for a day just so I could meet me and see what me is like...?
jesus this is all a bit irrelevant?

oh man my mum better come home soon cos dinner is nearing and she didn't make anything last night so I ate eggs and they tasted like shite and if she doesn't cook then I might have to make my own dinner yet again and I actually cannot cook like it's a seirous problem.. toda I recalled this one time when I was being friendly fran and decided to bake my mum a cake.. okay so yeah there I was a'baking this cake and then I put it in the oven and then while it was cooking in the oven I realised I forgot to add baking powder then I was like WTF so I took the half cooked thing out of the oven and sprinkled the powder over the cake and then mixed it in and all the baked bits like mushed into just eugh basically gross
I might aswell have crushed up speed and put it in cos that cake was a epic fail I hope my mum didn't eat any..

but whatever I was like 12. fuck 12 year olds actually suck. children are actually a bit of a burden. I am actually so negative about children it's a little frightening I think I might turn into miss trunchabil from matilda.. and I can't spell trunchabull?

wow so yeah I am gonna become a henna artist cool awesome
for a while now I've been thinking about percings tattoos and the rest of the conformist shit
I am gonna get an industrial bar on saturday even if it freakn kills me I have waited so long :|
and then maybe at a later date get my nose periced? perhaps
if I even got a tattoo I'd get this really smallish on my wrist



is the beatles, hells yeah!

so yeah
this is probably the shittest blog I have ever posted :\
my mum should come home right about now
and I should make a start on mine homework

yeah
stay clazzy!

swine poo!

ugh is it just me or is swine flu totally over-rated?
fucking mexicans said like a zillion people died from it... um not actually only like 20.
way to scare the world assholes >:(
although the best swine flu joke I heard so far is that 'their thinking of banning the movie babe in mexico'
oh mega loliths

so I waited all day to post a blog finally and yeah. I finally finshed my god damn speech and suprisingly it was awesome I think I finally fell asleep at like 2am but whatever I finished it and then when I talked to my teacher she let me just hand in my transcript and I didn't even have to speak it.. hells yeah!
today was kind of awesome sort of in art i decided to make my main focus in the course to be spiteful to the teacher. soz lady but you actually kind of suck. and if you ever read this, you should know, no one likes you..
oh haha yeah I feel kinda bad now but WHATEVER
I went to the liberaty of totally fucking up my self portrait buy outlining it in thick black pastel then make a shittus collage with ripped peices of magazine pages for the background. eventually I'll take a picture of it and put it up here.
yeah I love art but only my kind of art I don't think art should really be taught.. more the skill side of things, like teaching basic skills should be compolsury even in senior school cos some people are pretty n00b.
yeah so anyways art is one of my favourite subjects but then not quite. its not really stimulating alot of our creative ideas are opressed by the teacher beast.

yeah so today I came home kinda late cos I had extension engrash and then caught the bus outside flems house and then I got home and my dad was all up in my grill like
WHY ARE YOU LATE OMFGG
um. what? scince when is this a concern?
I think my mum is starting to think I am turning into a rebel after I told her my love for school is no more and I kind of stopped giving a shit after having such a carefree holidays
I actually feel midly depressed holidays are over and now routine is settling in :/ lame.

someone should just make a batch of hash cookies
that would be S1CKKKK

jk.
not jk.
nah actually jk a little

man I want to write so much more but I cbf.
I should end this with a relevant graphic.. um..


see more pwn and owned pictures

yeah. parents piss me off sometimes.
stay classy

x

f mine life.

okay so it is 10:44 in the pm and I really should be writing up my assesment speech which is due tommorow but I actually cbf. I just drunk a really big cup of coffee and I am pumped.. just not pumped enough to write though. well not quite, I mean... I'm writing a blog. wow I fail at life and win at procrastination.
today I have really outdone myself in regards to not doing any of the 5 million homeworks tasks I have. I spent, for the most part of the afternoon, hanging with flemo and attempting to do henna on her arm (epic fail, I'll elaborate later) and then once she left, I proceeded to so SHIT ALL until about 1 hour ago ago when I had an indepth conversation with my mum about how to write the speech and then instead of writing the speech I went and gave myself a haircut (not quite but I trimmed it a bit) and then I spent the rest of the evening teaching myself 12:15 by the strokes on mine keyboard.
fuck I wish that was my assesment because I have totally aced the song completely by ear which is really good for me considering I am usually a little tone deaf -____-

anyways yeah.
so the henna. hmmm I bought this fancy pants kit from tree of life and today I returned it cos the last one broke and then today the new one I got broke yet again and my dismal attempts to fix it went totally wrong as I only made it worse thus resulting in the kit being thrown out the window as my teen angst took over... But on the contrary, after buying the kit and doing a few henna doodles on paper I realised my destiny.
ok get this;
when I finish school I am gonna buy a mini caravan and turn it into a mobile henna art thing like I'll become a sort of gypsy and travel to music festivals all over sydney doing henna for the great of man basically. I will probably end up penniless but I'd rather that then wear a prissy suit and lead a useless 9 to 5 life, I am going to stick it to the man and not even pay taxes >:D

yeah so anyways today on the bus on the way to school this random lady in purple attire sat next to me. normally thats totally normal and completely irrelevant BUT it was 10:20am so the freakn bus was virtually empty but no, this troll ogre of a women decided she'd sit next to me even though every other seat was empty.
fuck and I was trying to read my freakin book but I couldn't because her presence was fucking annoying and she was breathing weird. this is all actually quite ironic though considering I always questioned why people are so afraid of people and why when a bus is virtually empty, they choose to sit alone instead of next to a stranger.
WELL THANKS LADY NOW I KNOW!

I guess that basically my day in a nutshell. relitavely eventful, hmm I suprise myself sometimes.

anways I thought I might mention (for future refference) I am an addict. and I am not even kidding I am freakn addicted to peppermint chewing gum. like literally. I get all weird when I am not chewing it. I think I may need an intervention soon, the other day I finished like 2 whole packets of extra proffesionals. HALP!



stay classy! x